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Metronomy, Radio Ladio

Apr 20 13:04 with 45 notes


*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

Apr 20 13:03 with 4,136 notes



Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall


Apr 20 13:03 with 107,209 notes
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

  • Apr 20 12:57 with 54,425 notes



    girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

    thank you

    Apr 20 12:56 with 401,527 notes
    Anonymous: You are beautiful.

    Thank you so much! ♥️

    Apr 20 12:55

    (Source: thedailytwerk)

    Apr 20 12:42 with 461 notes


    lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

    Apr 20 12:41 with 48,302 notes
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