Instagram Half-Girl, Half-Turnip

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue)

Apr 24 1:26 with 273,666 notes

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

Apr 24 1:26 with 468,888 notes
Anonymous: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen


Apr 24 1:24 with 101,582 notes

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay)

Apr 24 1:20 with 111,100 notes
theme by modernise