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do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

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Apr 24 1:26 with 273,666 notes


one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

Apr 24 1:26 with 468,888 notes
Anonymous: how often do you masturbate


why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

Apr 24 1:24 with 101,582 notes


hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay)

Apr 24 1:20 with 111,100 notes
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